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Horizon: Forbidden West #056
Source: The Onion
Headline: Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out [Photo of Aloy] Erend: "Are you queerbaiting me?" Seyka: "I knew the second you told me you were gay." Varl: "How do you know?" Alva: "I'm gayer." Kotallo: "You still owe me $45." Zo: "Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative?" Beta: "I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder." Sylens: "A little on the nose to do it during Pride Month, no?" Tilda: "In that outfit?"
#horizon forbidden west#incorrect horizon#incorrect quotes#aloy#aloy sobeck#Erend#Erend Vanguardsman#Seyka#Varl#Varl Sonasson#Alva#Diviner Alva#Kotallo#Zo#Beta#Beta Sobeck#Sylens#Tilda van der Meer#Source The Onion
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Willow Sunday Textposts
#willow 2022#elora danan#jade claymore#kit tanthalos#tanthamore#jade x kit#kit x jade#willow series#willow#save willow#unhinged princess x unhinged knight#willow text posts#willow textposts#kit willow#jade willow#Elora Willow#sapphic textpost#source: the onion
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POV: Sniper is taking no chances
#source: the onion#tf2#incorrect quotes#incorrect tf2 quotes#tf2 memes#incorrect quotations#tumblr screenshot#tf2 meme#tumblr screencaps#twitter screenshot#twitter screencaps#tf2 scout#sniper tf2#tf2 sniper#speeding bullet#tf2 incorrect headline#tf2 incorrect quotes#incorrect tweets#incorrect text posts#incorrect quote
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Sooo, that update, huh?
#source: the onion#Wally and Eddie now existential trauma buddies?#Eddie Dear#welcome home puppet show#incorrect quotes
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ted lasso + headlines
#ted lasso#afc richmond#afc himbos#jamie tartt#coach beard#jan maas#rebecca welton#keeley jones#roy kent#roy and jamie#ted lasso memes#incorrect ted lasso#source: mostly the onion#also reductress probably#nate shelley
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i'm still unemployed for another day and a half
#did anyone else know you can add more than 10 images to a post now???#the passenger#randy bradley#benson the passenger#sources: tumblr the onion reductress and screenshotsofdespair
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Junko: How can you suddenly say I'm not good enough for you, just because I've been distant and emotionally abusive for the past several years?
Source: The Onion
#incorrect quotes#danganronpa#drv3#ultimate talent development plan#junko enoshima#mukuro ikusaba#source: the onion
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KNIVES OUT 3 TITLE REVEAL ?!?!?!
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THANK YOU RIAN JOHNSON
#gimme it nowwwww#i’m so happy#not me frantically checking all sources to confirm this is real#daniel craig#benoit blanc#knives out#glass onion#wake up dead man#rian johnson#movies#james bond#Youtube
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Floyd to branch: “You really wanna audition, don’t you? You know what? Go for it! Break a leg”
John Dory: “That’s an awful thing to say!”
Floyd: “It means good luck”
John Dory: “oh. Then Branch, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus!”
#source: apple and onion#incorrect trolls quotes#trolls 3#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#brotherly love#trolls#trolls movie#brozone#trolls hc#branch trolls#floyd trolls#john dory trolls#clay trolls#bruce trolls#poppy trolls#viva trolls#trolls funny#trolls meme#trolls fanfic#trolls fandom#brozone hc#brozone fanfic#brozone au#trolls au#trolls band together incorrect quotes#trolls 3 trolls band together#trolls headcanon#trolls brozone#trolls franchise
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My arson charges don’t define me.
Penelope Eckhart, at some point
#Callisto: *giggling and blushing* woman of my dreams#penelope eckhart#villains are destined to die#vadd#death is the only ending for the villainess#ditoeftv#incorrect quotes#source: the onion#funny#meme
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imagining sherlock joke proposing to william with one of those onion ring snacks
#source: my two guy best friends getting joke married with MY onion rings#moriarty the patriot#yuukoku no moriarty#yuumori#bungou stray dogs#mtp william#mtp sherlock#sherliam#im literally my friends' billy lmao
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Video: Healirious
#source: the onion#tf2#incorrect quotes#incorrect tf2 quotes#tf2 memes#incorrect quotations#tumblr screenshot#tumblr screencaps#tf2 meme#twitter screenshot#twitter screencaps#tf2 medic#tf2 soldier#tf2 sniper#tf2 engineer#tf2 pyro#tf2 heavy#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#tf2 demo#tf2 incorrect headline#tf2 incorrect quotes#incorrect headline#incorrect tweets#incorrect text posts#incorrect quote
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stimboard for THIS FUCKING DRESS from glass onion its so pretty. its bonkers
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#DO NOTE source clip for dress gif has spoilers for this mystery movie. bear in mind#talos stimboards#stimboard#stim#glass onion#knives out#birdie jay#jenny eagan#dresses#fashion#spinning#irl people#irl hands#multichrome#duochrome#holo#iridescent#black#rainbow#gold#red#green#blue#pigment#cosmetics#makeup#nail art#eyeshadow#lipstick#crystals
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